tippingvelvets:

today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the kid was like “ELSA” and the mom was like “(deeper sigh) and?” and the kid was like “SHARKS”
that kid literally ordered a princess elsa and sharks birthday cake and i have literally never in my whole life been more excited to see the end result of an order ive taken.

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abeagleandashepherd:

catchymemes:

Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.

THIS IS SO PURE

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camellia-quince:

Tweet of our fucking lifetime

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queenbookwench:

kalliopeia-musing:

sciencingforjesus:

Oh those poor souls

From now on I will interpret any and all “~oh it’s so hard for men right now” as being about these 3 specific dudes, as they seem chill.

Reblogging for this specific addition lol

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holdyourghost:

captainekmanlarsson:

shinethewaythrough:

angryblackman:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

unicornlordart:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

No, wait you don’t understand. 

That cat became an icon THIS MONTH AND IS STILL ONE.

that’s Jo-Pawveski, a stray who wandered onto the ice and past the nashville predators bench during round 2 of playoffs. They eventually picked her up and sent her to the humane society.

Here she is.

The SAN JOSE SHARKS won that game and attributed it to her, naming her after the Sharks captain: Joe Pavelski. When they found out she was a girl, they changed her name to Jo instead of Joe.

She became an instant good luck charm after that as the Sharks won every game at home that series and moved onto round three.

Since then, every game, they stack pucks and stick a idol to Jo for luck.

This little cat has had merchendise made out of her. She’s literally almost replaced SJ sharkie as maschot of the team.

I mean. I’m not making this up. I HAVE A RALLY TOWEL OF HER THEY GAVE OUT FOR GAME 1 OF THE 3RD ROUND. I OWN THIS FUCKING THING:

FURRIES HAVE BEEN SHOWING UP DRESS AS HER. 

She had her own livestream to check in on her.

SHE’S IN THE PREGAME OPENING ANIMATION

And so I know what you’re gonna say here.

Well… what happened to Jo, though.

Good news, This week, as Sharks made their first Stanley Cup, Jo and another Kitty were adopted. 

And that kids, is the story of JO PAWVELSKI.

The stray black cat of the San Jose Sharks. 

I’m beaming with shark pride and I ain’t even that big into hockey

@svartsvensk

Didn’t a member of the team adopt her?

Yes! Patrick Marleau’s family adopted her so now she’s Jo Marleau :)

THE ONLY GOOD SPORT IS HOCKEY YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MIND

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thatgirlwiththememes:

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thekinkshamepolice:

imsuchacapricorn:

toboldlylesbian:

marisatomay:

toboldlylesbian:

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

Throwing plantation wedding girl into the mix

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overlordleaveshiswife:

THIS IS THE PUREST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

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bitchatar:

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (2018)

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